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In it, Ian Wright and Jeff Stelling transform a pub into the best boozer ever, complete with a wall-size TV screen, a ref who listens when you scream at him through the TV and loads of Carlsberg. With the 2014 FIFA World Cup kicking off on 12 June, Carlsberg have a new pro-England “Carlsberg Fan Squad” ad. IN THE FINAl AdvERT! after four hours of standing about, filming every shot from every conceivable angle, here we are in the final advert, behind the bloke in the V-neck. Nuts man in Carlsberg’s World Cup ad! Watch as we hang about on set – then get carted off! Ta-ra Nuts! Goodbye messages from our celebrity chums! “I know it’s got its knockers, but I always found Nuts a didactic and edifying publication.
Ninety-nine per cent of all crocodile offspring don’t survive into adulthood, being consumed by large fish, herons, other crocodiles and various other predators. Crocodiles are able to swim at speeds of 25mph – that’s faster than Usain Bolt’s average speed when he broke the world 100m record – using only strokes of their tail for propulsion. Given their size, their dietary intake is actually quite little. Hippos feed at night time, with adults consuming about 40kg of grass in one sitting. The name hippopotamus comes from the ancient Greek words hippos, meaning horse, and potamos, meaning river. And the hippos legged it, like the French in a war. The crocs showed a unified line of teeth and grump. But there was only one winner when these 100 or so hippos piled into a gang of crocs in a river at Zambia’s South Luangwa National Park, possibly crabby with the lizards for chowing down on one of their mates. A bit like if Russia and China popped in for a Starbucks at the same time. Generally known as the grumpiest – and most dangerous – visitors to any African watering hole, hippos and crocs usually keep themselves to themselves. WORDS: RORY BUCKERIDGE pHOTOS: maRC mO/mERCURY pRESS/CaTERS Turf war! Hippos take on crocs like a muddy West Side Story! Gerald thought twerking would be a good distraction Ta-ra Nuts! Goodbye messages from our celebrity chums! “Goodbye Nuts. Kammy rested his head against the tiny St Paul’s Lauren austraLia “This is clearly an act of discrimination about notions and representations of male genitalia.” The security lady was not impressed by our “But it’s art” argument! This means something to people, it isn’t just a splat of paint on the floor.” Hollie London “Who do they think they are? I’m outraged by their lack of taste.” I’ve been in the Tate before and it’s all nonsense. As a national icon, it should have pride of place.” “Shall we just leave these on the driveway, guv?”ĬoCkers Preston “It’s clearly art. The public speaks! Art lovers talk to Nuts! Phil birmingham “That’s a bit harsh. Half an hour later, they finally released the handbrake “When you said you had new jobs delivering letters…” With a team of delivery folk, including Kammy, Lucy Collett, Danni Orsi and Nuts Well, we figured that it was an iconic logo, a piece of art, and the Tate Modern is only over the road – so we wheeled it over. 
Now that Nuts is closing, we wondered what we’d do with our huge red wooden logo. WORDS: RORY BuckeRIDGe PhOTOS: ellIS O’BRIen So, if anyone would like to give it a good home, it’s yours for the price of a van hire. But when we offered the Tate’s staff the logo, they turned us down! We think they didn’t have room. Man Rich (and, erm, his baby daughter – to be honest, she didn’t help much) we arrived and were mobbed by tourists and Nuts fans.
We deliver our iconic logo to Tate Modern – the nation’s top modern art gallery! ➤ The final Nuts shoot, starring our sexiest cover girls! ➤ Hippos vs crocodiles! ➤ Nuts stars in the brand new Carlsberg advert! ➤ A quick word with… Arnold Schwarzenegger None of this would’ve been possible without you. Most of all though, we want to thank you, our readers. After ten years, 526 editions and a ton of fun, Nuts is saying ta-ra! Before we take a bow, though we’d like to thank Dead Crow Beers, Jägermeister, Domino’s, London Speaker Hire and WKD for our sendoff bash.
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